ITV Needs You. To be an arsehole for the nation.

Spotted (via Private Eye 1270) in Metro:

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ITV NEEDS YOU!
Lively characters needed for new Friday night ITV show!
Do you have a crazy nan, chatterbox housemate, embarassing dad, know-it-all in-law?
Or are YOU the soul and life of the party?

!!!NO TALENT REQUIRED!!!

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